Karangan UPSR (Chinese) best of the Year !!!
this essay was so damn funny which i found it in
http://cid-d898f5175942170f.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!D898F5175942170F!236.entry
我出生在一个非常贫苦的家庭, 记得小时候,爸爸的生活很无聊, 整天只能数钱,妈妈也是, 整天都在扫钱; 我家住在深山中, 每次要出去买东西, 都相当麻烦, 开保时捷要5小时, 开宾士也要4小时; 虽然家里有直升机, 但是开到那边很难找到停车位, 相当的不方便;
我偶尔也会出去逛街, 爸妈怕我被绑架, 随身有20多个保镖保护着,大家看到我都吓跑了,所以我从小就开始被排斥.....
因为家里是在深山, 每次到了冬天都非常冷, 爸爸也说, 出去买东西很麻烦, 所以冬天没有暖炉....没有棉被...每次只能陪着爸妈烧钱取暖....而睡觉的时候, 也只能盖着钱睡觉(我觉得英镑比较暖).
记得小时候, 有一次, 因为房间太大, 还来不急跑出房间, 就尿裤子了, 所以, 爸爸在我房间放了一台小绵羊机车, 好让我能在10分钟之内, 冲出1000坪的房间, 穿越5公里的走廊, 到达800萍的厕所(我常常在走廊迷路); 爸爸又另外叫人加盖了20间600坪里面有着250坪小厕所的破房间, 说:以后如果尿湿了, 直接换房间, 如果房间不够或太小的话, 再告诉爸爸, 爸爸再叫人来多盖几间, 我们的生活很辛苦, 你要忍着点!! 现在想起来, 爸爸真是个善良的人!!!
还记得有一次, 家里遭小偷, 因为他用炸药炸坏了我爸的保险箱, 使得里面的金币不断的往外滚出来, 结果竟把那个小偷压死了....我觉得那个小偷好可怜....
金币压死人是很痛的!!他不像之前那个被钞票闷死的小偷一样幸运.....
妈妈也常常告诉我, 我们家非常困苦...要我学着吃苦...所以我从小养成了刻苦耐劳精神, 我将来的志愿, 是要找200只会吃钱的怪物, 好把家里的钱都吃光, 为那些可怜的小偷报仇!!!
老师评语: 去死吧!!!
the chinese essay is like this:
i born in a very poor family, still remember when i was small, father was so boring, everyday keep counting those money only, mummy also, everyday keep sweep the money. i stay in mountain, everytime wan go out buy things is quite bother. have to drive 5 hours Porsche drive benz also need 4 hours. although got a helicopter at home but when reach thr, is really deficult to find a parking is really inconvenient.
sometimes, i would go out shop also, parents scare that i will get kidnapped then hire 20 bodyguard to protect me, when everybody saw me they run away bcos scared by those bodyguard, thats y i was always alone since i was small.
bcos my house is in the mountain, so everytime winter season was very cold. father also say that go out buy thing is really inconvenient. so winter day don have the machine that keep us warm... don have blanket... everytime only can accompany parents burn those money... while sleeping also use money as a blanket(i feel that england pound more warm)
still remember when i was small, got one time, bcos the room too big, not sempat to run out from the room then pee in the pant, so father put a lil lamb scooter in my room, so that i can rush out 1000 hectare's room, go through 5km's balcony, reach 800 hectare's toilet(i always lost at balcony thr); father ask ppl build 20s 600 hectare inside got 250 hectare small toilet's broken room, n says tat: next time if pee in the pant, just change room, if the room not big enuf, tell daddy, daddy ask ppl build some more room, our life very difficult, u have to tahan!! now think back, father is a very kind person!!!!
still remember got 1 time, a theft come into my house, he use bomb to break my father's safe deposit box, make all the coin keep mengalir out, finally the theft had tertekan mati.... i feel that the theft so pity....
coin make ppl die is really painful 1!! he not like last time the theft so lucky die bcos suffocates in the money....
mummy also always tell me tat, our life very difficult... ask me learn to be brave... so since small i was very brave, my future ambition is find 200 monster that know how to eat money, so that can eat all the money at home, n help those pity theft to revenge!!!
teacher's comment: GO DIE LA!!!!
the chinese essay is like this:
i born in a very poor family, still remember when i was small, father was so boring, everyday keep counting those money only, mummy also, everyday keep sweep the money. i stay in mountain, everytime wan go out buy things is quite bother. have to drive 5 hours Porsche drive benz also need 4 hours. although got a helicopter at home but when reach thr, is really deficult to find a parking is really inconvenient.
sometimes, i would go out shop also, parents scare that i will get kidnapped then hire 20 bodyguard to protect me, when everybody saw me they run away bcos scared by those bodyguard, thats y i was always alone since i was small.
bcos my house is in the mountain, so everytime winter season was very cold. father also say that go out buy thing is really inconvenient. so winter day don have the machine that keep us warm... don have blanket... everytime only can accompany parents burn those money... while sleeping also use money as a blanket(i feel that england pound more warm)
still remember when i was small, got one time, bcos the room too big, not sempat to run out from the room then pee in the pant, so father put a lil lamb scooter in my room, so that i can rush out 1000 hectare's room, go through 5km's balcony, reach 800 hectare's toilet(i always lost at balcony thr); father ask ppl build 20s 600 hectare inside got 250 hectare small toilet's broken room, n says tat: next time if pee in the pant, just change room, if the room not big enuf, tell daddy, daddy ask ppl build some more room, our life very difficult, u have to tahan!! now think back, father is a very kind person!!!!
still remember got 1 time, a theft come into my house, he use bomb to break my father's safe deposit box, make all the coin keep mengalir out, finally the theft had tertekan mati.... i feel that the theft so pity....
mummy also always tell me tat, our life very difficult... ask me learn to be brave... so since small i was very brave, my future ambition is find 200 monster that know how to eat money, so that can eat all the money at home, n help those pity theft to revenge!!!
teacher's comment: GO DIE LA!!!!
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