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First Meme
1. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME (first pet & current car)
bear bear lil blue
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice-cream flavour, fave cookie)
chocolate tiger
3. YOUR 'FLY' GIRL/GUY NAME (first initial of first name, last three initials of your last name)
Leng (???!!!!) omg....
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave colour, fave animal)
blue puppies
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city you were born in)
sook miri
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
penli
7. SUPERHERO NAME ("the" + 2nd fave color, fave drink)
the purple lychee
8. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers)
lim
9. STRIPPER NAME ( the name of your fave perfume/cologne/scent, fave candy)
(i din use perfume)
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's and father's middle name)
lee soon
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teachers name, a major city that starts with that same letter)
=_=!!! forget liao la....
12. SPY NAME (your fave season, flower)
winter cactus
13. CARTOON NAME (fave fruit, fave band/Singer + "ie" or "y")
pear backstreetboysie
14. HIPPY NAME (what you ate for breakfast, your fave fast-food restaurant)
butter prawn fried ricen pizza hut
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME ("the" + your fave hobby or craft, fave weather element + "tour")
The swimming Windy Tour.

Second Meme

Pick the month you were born:
January ----- I kicked
February ----- I loved
March ----- I smoked
April ----- I dry humped
May ----- I choked on
June ----- I murdered
July ----- I did the Macarena with
August ----- I had lunch with
September ----- I danced with
October ----- I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- a Mexican
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friend's boyfriend
10 ------ my neighbour
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ----- a model
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 ------- an ipod
29 ------ a permanent marker
30 ------- an llama
31 ------- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:White ------ because I'm cool like that.
Black ------- because that's how I roll.
Pink -------- because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red -------- because the voices told me to do so.
Blue -------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green ----- because I hate myself.
Purple ----- because I'm cool.
Gray ------- because I was drunk.
Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange ---- because I hate my family.
Brown ----- because I was high.
Other ------ because I'm a ninja.
None ------- because I can't control myself.Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!
i had lunch with a phone bacause i'm NOT a homesexual

done ^_^!!!!